Sunday, April 8, 2012

Chocolate and Its Many Uses

Hello all! Here is a paper I wrote for English class and felt like sharing. ;)

1. Chocolate is spectacular for eating. Duh! There are going to be more specific reasons to come, but chocolate’s superior purpose is for eating. It’s sweet. It’s delicious. It’s the best food ever invented…Ever!
2. Dipping sauce made from chocolate is divine and magical. Finding strawberries to be too healthy, just dip them in chocolate fondue! A mathematical equation that should never ever be able to be proved wrong is: Chocolate + Other random food= Perfection. (Unless the other food is zesty pickles or something of that nature, you cannot prove wrong the equation of chocolate.
3. Presents from chocolate are spectacular. Felt lazy on a holiday you were supposed to remember? Get whomever you forgot about chocolate! It’s available almost everywhere. It’s delectable., and it’s simple.
4. Facial masks with cocoa in them are heavenly. If you blanket your face in select masks with cocoa in the ingredients, you bask in heaven until reality beckons.
5. Stubborn children often need rewards; do they not? Well, an inexpensive luring reward is nothing else but chocolate! Chocolate can lure the most stubborn of children into doing the most undesired of tasks. Chocolate may even solve the undesired reluctance from children towards homework and chores.
6. Fundraising by selling, or attempting to sell, healthy ol’ nuts may be frustrating. Who doesn’t want to support a needy cause in exchange for a sweet confection? Chocolate may be the key to winning your next charity drive event.
7. Ice cream. The world is like ice cream, and why have but one flavor-vanilla? Well, you don’t need to fret about having but one flavor as chocolate ice cream contributes to the long list of ice cream flavors in the world. It even makes the top of the list of popular flavors, thus giving people something more to love in the world. Who doesn’t love loving things, in particular sweet, chocolate-y dairy treats?
8. Currency once a long while ago was cocoa beans. Thus, in this century saying: chocolate was once money. Everybody wants to learn of history of the Mayans and the Aztecs. Chocolate lures people into the history of ancient civilizations.
9. Heart healthy people be heart healthy from a certain diet. If you add dark chocolate to your diet, your heart will beat stronger and longer, and your stomach will thank you pleasantly.
10. Soft skin is desired amongst many people, and oddly enough, cocoa butter is a marvel at softening rough and cracked skin. While it is used in quite a few lotions, cocoa butter could possibly be that miracle your hands have been searching for.
11. Happiness. Some say that money can’t buy happiness, but money does buy chocolate. Chocolate is clinically proven to cause the brain to give off endorphins. Endorphins are neurotransmitters that are released throughout the body. They give off the sensation of happiness or delight. So technically speaking, chocolate is happiness.
12. Perfumes obviously consist of differing extracts, but presumably never thought of often is chocolate. Chocolate is one of those scents that burn through people’s noses and make them euphoric and dreamily joyful. The smells of bread, coffee-beans, popcorn are all some of which, as chocolate does, brighten people’s mood. So, with that logic-why not put it into a perfume?
13. Another year older-another year wiser is the saying, but another year older-another load of wrinkles some might say. A prevention of wrinkles is sought out by many people, often women, in the world. Overlooked, a dark chocolate mask may begin to rewind the clock. If you melt in a bowl dark chocolate, you can then apply the melted product to your face. After the product dries, you rinse and remove. This dark chocolate serum can help kill of those unwanted and undesirable carvings in the beauty of our skin.
14. Drop that headache in the dirt. Kick that headache to the curb. The answer may not be in a box labeled Ibuprofen but rather one that reads Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate. Hot chocolate for some reason is shown to help relieve people of headaches.
15. Have you been working out recently, but reluctant muscles refuse to build? Perhaps a boost that would kick those muscles into gear, would be drinking a refreshing glass of *drumroll* chocolate milk after the calisthenics.
16. You’re hot, then you’re cold. You’re yes then you’re no. Hot flashes are a great reason for discomfort amongst many women and sometimes you feel like giving in and no longer chasing pavements looking for answers. Well, don’t stop believing that there is a cure for hot flashes. Help yourself to a small serving of chocolate bowl before you go to bed to eliminated hot flashes during the evening.
17. Don’t have too much sugar, your dentist might say. Has your dentist acknowledged that cocoa powder can actually protect your teeth as much as fluoride? Chocolate might be the new poster child for Colgate!

As you can see, chocolate isn’t just some edible. Chocolate is the edible. Chocolate is the answer to quite a few problems. As Apple’s Siri answers that the answer to life, as all evidence shows, is chocolate. Chocolate, now as you can see, is much , much more than the chips in cookies or the interior of a colorful sugar coating, chocolate is magical! Chocolate has many uses in the kitchen, but also in the whole world.

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